Miley Cyrus Her Anaconda Don't Want None Unless ... You Got Buns Hun!

Miley Cyrus likes big butts (and she cannot lie) so of course she would hop up on stage and join a group karaoke rendition of the Sir Mix-a-Lot classic "Baby Got Back."Miley took a Bangerz Tour break and stopped into Cat's Meow, a karaoke joint in New Orleans.A few girls were up on stage doing "Baby Got Back" when Miley jumped up on stage to join them ... and immediately turned around and showed off the goods.The question is ...

Miley Cyrus -- My Tour Bus Burst Into Flames!

Miley Cyrus' tour bus went up in flames last night ... and when we say up in flames ... we mean UP IN FLAMES.Miley's sister Noah posted a series of videos on Instagram last night with the caption "Tour bus down!" She later confirmed on Twitter that no one was injured. Yes, everyone got out safe no one is injured what so ever!! everything is okay!! — Noah Lindsey Cyrus (@noahcyrus) March 18, 2014 Miley was traveling to New Orleans, where she is scheduled to play a show tonight.9:20 AM PT -- The tour bus was ferrying Miley's mom and sister before it burst into flames. We're told the fire was caused by a tire that exploded, but thankfully, they both escaped unharmed. There was one casualty however -- the stuffed bunny they got at Cracker Barrel earlier in the day. Noah Instagrammed the bunny photo after the accident.

Juan Pablo Who Needs 'The Bachelor'??? I'm Famous Without It

"The Bachelor" star Juan Pablo is already suffering from delusions of grandeur -- insisting he's big enough to host major nightclub events around the country ... WITHOUT mentioning his claim to fame, because that's exactly what he demanded.TMZ has obtained the flier for Juan's upcoming club appearance at The Pool After Dark in Atlantic City on March 29th -- and NOWHERE on the flier does it mention "The Bachelor." Looking at it, you'd think Enrique Iglesias canceled and the club was forced to hire a cheap replacement.And it's no accident -- sources tell us, Juan specifically instructed the casino NOT to associate him with "The Bachelor" in any press releases or fliers.And his ludicrous demands didn't end there -- we're told Juan agreed to a 15-person meet-and-greet on the condition no one asked about his reality show stint. Same rule goes for reporters looking for interviews.Best part -- he's getting around $20,000.Oh yeah, Nikki -- whom JP ultimately settled on by the end of the show -- will be there too. That is, if they're still together.

'Next Top Model' Judge Sued By Male Model He Bashed My Beautiful Face In

It's Zoolander vs. Hansel all over again -- a male model in L.A. just sued "America's Next Top Model" judge Rob Evans (also a male model) for allegedly beating him up so bad in 2012 ... he had to go to the hospital.Landry Macedo filed the lawsuit for assault and battery, claiming he and Evans were at some modeling event when Evans flipped out for no reason -- striking him repeatedly in the face and head.Landry claims their management agency Next Management is also responsible for the attack -- because it was aware of Evans' violent tendencies ... in addition to his past as a professional boxer ... and did nothing to stop him.TMZ broke the story ... Evans was arrested for assault back when all this allegedly happened. The criminal case is still ongoing.Landry wants unspecified damages -- but really, there's only one way to settle this ... a walk-off.That Hansel ... so hot right now.A lawyer for Evans tells us the allegations are baseless -- and believe Landry is trying to "extract an undeserved payday."

Photo: Founder of FCMB, Otunba Subomi Balogun's Ikoyi Home....No Money Oh! Lol!

 

According to sources, this sweet, cake-looking  House is Otunba Subomi Balogun's home on Milverton road, Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria. It does look like all his First City Monument Bank buildings across the nation.

Quen Whithenious! Lol! (Dencia) threatens to sue American blogs

 

Lol, the girl dey vex sha. Ok, so I remember American blogs like Ebony, Mediatakeout, Perez, etc has written one or two things about the singer. Dunno which blog she's talking about. Good thing be say, we for Naija still safe. lol. More of her tweets after cut…

Former child actor Malcolm David Kelley surprises fans at tenth anniversary celebration of Lost

He was once known for his teenage portrayal of Walt Lloyd in Lost.
But American actor Malcolm David Kelley surprised fans when he appeared at the show's ten-year anniversary party at the Paley Centre in Los Angeles, California on Sunday.
Sharp-suited and mature, the 21 year-old actor looked a million miles away from his former on-screen self.

Actor Malcolm David Kelley appears onstage at The Paley Center Media's PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Lost 10th Anniversary

Wearing a metallic black ensemble, the successful actor looked cool and urban as he wore cumbersome walking boots with baggy jeans and an open shirt.
Sporting a closely-shaved haircut and a stud earring in his right ear, the Bellflower-born star appeared confident and composed as he joined his cast-members and former producers on stage.
Together, they discussed the show's award-winning formulas and their own experiences of the drama, which he worked on from 2004-2010.

Looking good: The actor shocked fans who witnessed his maturation from being character Walt Lloyd

Unsurprisingly, social networking site Twitter was inundated with messages from fans of the acclaimed series - and offered particular praise to Kelley.
One wrote: '@therealmalcolm your the man. Thank you for the photo. Hope to see your future endeavors! Stay killin it.'

‘I woke up like this’: Beyoncé looks Flawless as she arrives at airport in full stage make-up with baby Blue and Jay Z

She might be a working mother, but that doesn’t stop Beyoncé looking downright flawless to catch a flight.
The 32-year-old arrived at Cologne airport, Germany, on Sunday evening in full stage make-up  with not a hair out of place.
She wasn’t alone, as her doting husband Jay Z, 44, followed her through the departures lounge carrying the couple’s two-year-old daughter Blue.

Flawless: Beyoncé arrived at Cologne airport in her stage make-up after performing in the city on Sunday

The singer had performed at the Lanxess arena in Germany’s fourth largest city – her only German concert as part of the impressive Mrs. Carter world tour.

 

Despite their A-list status, the trio were still subject to the standard security checks and dutifully walked through the scanners.
Beyoncé’s long blonde hair looked thick and tussled, and it was clear to see she was still wearing her on-stage eye shadow.

Doting father: Jay Z carried baby Blue through the airport

Mother-daughter time: Bey cooed over her two-year-old daughter as they left the bustling room

Drake & Rihanna WE'RE EXCLUSIVE We Found Love In a Hopeless Place

Rihanna's locking it down -- she and Drake are officially exclusive.Multiple sources extremely close to the couple tell us, Rihanna and Drake have gone from casually hooking up to seriously dating ... they've decided to give it a serious shot.We're told Rihanna wants to spend as much time with Drake as her schedule will allow -- because he treats her better than anyone she's ever been with. Not a high bar.As we reported, the pair have been virtually inseparable while Drake's been touring in Europe -- we're told Rihanna has spent every single night with him since she arrived.As for Drake, he's smitten -- one source said "he's in the best mood he's been in a long time."

Miley Cyrus -- Beatles Fans ... Prepare to Be Offended

Picture yourself on a boat on a river ... listening to Miley Cyrus cover one of the most legendary songs of all time -- and try to not cringe. Flaming Lips lead singer Wayne Coyne released a disturbing pic Saturday night of he and Miley in the studio recording their own take on the  Beatles'  "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds."He also snapped a shot of he and Miley getting "high as f**" this weekend before a recording sesh.The girl with kaleidescope red eyes.

Bishop Dies After Wife Forced Him To Confess His Infidelity To Congregation

A Connecticut Bishop who heads the Miracle Faith World Outreach Church has died in front of his congregation last week Sunday after his family reportedly publicly confronted him about a past act of infidelity that his wife of 50 years, Christine, pushed him to confess in the presence of his congregation.

The Bishop confessed to his wife that he had an affair long time ago, and he felt it was right to tell her now because he wanted to be ‘clean’. 

The wife after the Sunday service announced to the congregation that the Bishop has a message for them.

Soon as he walked him, not knowing what was waiting for him, his wife said, ‘tell them what you told me’, the shocked Bishop didn’t know what to say and he made the confession.

But his congregation were glad he did, and they started echoing the same words, ‘we forgive you, we love you’. But it seems his immediate family weren’t pleased as one of his sons attacked him, and his daughter poured him water.

The bishop who couldn’t look up immediately suffered heart attack and was pronounced dead at the hospital he was rushed too.

The Police have been invited to look into the matter, but they said there was nothing criminal about it.

A church member said the matter should have been handled privately, and the Bishop who doubles as a certified marriage and family therapist was shocked his family treated him that way, and that was what led to his sudden death.

A close church member also said his wife had asked him who the lady was, but the man replied that it does not matter any more because she is no more.

 Ministry...Miracle Faith World Outreach Church, which the pastor and his wife founded together in Bridgeport, Connecticut

Model Sues Playboy & Radio Host After Sustaining Injures From Using Her Butt To Play Golf

Elizabeth Dickson a 28-year old playboy model has sued playboy and radio host, Kelvin Klein for hitting her butt with a golf clubwhile trying to hit a ball off a tee placed between the cheeks of her buttocks during an amateur golf tournament in California, March, 2012.

The model is suing both parties for $500,000 after claiming she gave no consent for the ball to actually be hit from a tee placed on the cheeks of her buttocks while the game was on.

The model who was invited to come and partake in the amateur golf tournament complied with a request earlier in the day to lie flat on her stomach with her buttocks partially exposed for a photograph with Klein. But now, Elizabeth is claiming that even though she complied, she never gave her consent for Kelvin to hit the ball from her butt, before the accident occurred.

NIS Test: Impatience led to applicants’ death - Minister of Interior

Minister of Interior, Mr. Abba Moro, has reacted to the craziness that happened yesterday during the Immigration Service Test which took place across stadiums in Nigeria. The number of people that died during the recruitment exercise has increased from 6 to about 9. The deaths occurred in Abuja, Lagos and Minna but instead of commiserating with families who lost loved ones, Mr Moro said they died as a result of their impatience...

“The applicants lost their lives due to impatience; they did not follow the laid down procedures spelt out to them before the exercise. Many of them jumped through the fences of affected centres and did not conduct themselves in an orderly manner to make the exercise a smooth one. This caused stampede and made the environment unsecured.”

He also contradicted the number of applicants that participated in the employment test. The initial number we got was 2.3million, but the minister says that only 520,000 participated and only 4,556 would be recruited. 520,000 x1,000 =?

Iraq Set To Pass New Law That Will Allow Girls As Young As 8 To Be Married

A contentious draft law being considered in Iraq could open the door to girls as young as nine getting married and would require wives to submit to sex on their husband's whim.

The draft law does not set a minimum age for marriage. Instead, it mentions an age in a section on divorce, setting rules for divorces of girls who have reached the age of 9 years in the lunar Islamic calendar. It also says it's the age girls reach puberty.

Also under the proposed measure, a husband can have sex with his wife regardless of her consent. The bill also prevents women from leaving the house without their husband's permission and would restrict women's rights in matters of parental custody after divorce and make it easier for men to take multiple wives.

Already, government statistics show that nearly 25 percent of marriages in Iraq involved someone under the age of 18 in 2011.

The bill has provoked outrage from rights activists and many Iraqis who see it as a step backward for women's rights.

A prominent Iraqi human rights activist Hana Adwar told The Associated Press that, ‘’The law represents a crime against humanity and childhood. Married underage girls will be subjected to physical and psychological suffering,’’ he said.

Macy Gray I See Your Stupid Question ... and Raise You a Nonsensical Response

Dear Common Sense, the English Language and Rational Thought, We at TMZ apologize for the following video. We apologize for our photog's silly question, for Macy Gray's, non-sensical response ... and especially for Macy's reference to blue testicles.We promise to do better next time. We make no promises, however, for Macy. All the best, TMZP.S.  Macy is hilarious!

Terrible! Three Large Explosions Hit Maiduguri This Morning

The city of Maiduguri in Borno state this morning experienced three large explosions suspected to be a major bomb attack, Sahara Reporters reports

Saharareporters could not ascertain if the explosions led to deaths or destruction of any kind. But our sources states that the three explosions were heard across the city.

SaharaRepoprters learnt that fighters from the Islamist sect Boko Haram are attempting to bomb and take over a major military base known as "Giwa barracks" in Maiduguri. A gunfight is raging in the area as at the time of publishing this report.

Paul Walker Death Sunglasses Up for Auction

If you love Paul Walker and no longer have a soul, then boy do we have the auction for you.The sunglasses Walker was wearing on the day he died -- as well as a fire extinguisher that was allegedly used to try and save Walker's life -- are now up for auction on BidAMI.com.The seller claims he was at the crash scene last November looking to help ... but cops kept him away.  He nosed around once the wreckage was cleared ... and that's when he says he found the sunglasses in the bushes, though he says he didn't realize their significance until photos surfaced of Walker earlier in the day ... wearing the same glasses.It is unclear how the seller acquired the fire extinguisher or a piece of debris from the crash, but they are both included in the auction as well. As of this morning, there have been three bids and the price has reached $605.00 and eternal damnation.

Hilarious! A Prophet Predicts Death Of Nadia Buari, Yvonne Nelson, Other Ghanaian Stars

A certain prophet in Ghana has said on a radio show in Ghana that some of the country’s well-loved celebrities will all face death soon. Prophet Samuel Baffour of El Shaddai Prayer Centre claims God revealed the names to him and even went ahead listing their names out on air. The names he mentioned are; Jim Iyke’s girlfriend, Nadia Buari, Yvonne Nelson,  Samini, Obour, Kabobo and Lil' Win.

He predicted it this way...

Nadia Buari

Her death will be a replication of Suzzy William’s death. Suzzy, a budding actress died in a motor accident along the Labadi-Tema road.

Yvonne Nelson

He said a lot of Ghanaians hate her and are planning her untimely death. Someone is working against the actress in a move that will stall her progress. She will sink so low nobody will recognize her and it will eventually lead to her death.

Lil' Win

Kumawood actor will die in bizarre circumstances. Lil’ Win will die either by knocking down somebody with his car which will result in his lynching or he will drive his car into a tree or an electric pole.

Obour

The Musicians Union of Ghana President’s name was also revealed to the Prophet as one of those who will die.  A fellow musician will die and during the funeral, some persons will poison Obour. His tummy will bloat (more than it is now) as a result of the poison which will lead to his death.

Samini

The ‘African Dancehall King’ was the first on the death list. According to the prophet, some persons in the music industry are planning the death of Samini. He claimed that some persons are envious of the talent and success of the artiste and are plotting to harm him which will lead to his death.

At last! Jonathan’s Cousin Freed

The president’s cousin that was abducted in his home on the 23^rd of February, 2014, exactly 18 days ago has been freed. No ransom was reportedly paid.

Breaking News! Chinese satellite find suspected crash site of missing Malaysian flight

A Chinese satellite searching for missing Malaysian Airlines flight has found what is being described as three 'large, floating objects' in the South China Sea, UK Daily Mail reports

The potentially crucial development comes on the fifth day of the search for the Boeing 777 seems to corroborate the testimony of a New Zealand oil worker who claims to have witnessed the crash of the missing airplane early on Saturday morning. Coni

It is also in the original search area under the flight’s original search path and appears to discount the theory that the aircraft turned back towards Malaysia and crashed hundreds of miles away on the other side of the Malaysian peninsula.

'IIt's where it's supposed to be,' Peter Goelz, a former National Transportation Safety Board managing director, told CNN remarking on the 'great skepticism' about reports the aircraft carrying 239 passengers had turned around to go back over Malaysia. 

'I think they've got to get vessels and aircraft there as quickly as humanly possible.'
The new suspect crash site is about 140 miles from the flight’s last radar contact as broadcast by its transponder.

The three objects are large, measuring 43ft by 59ft, 46ft by 62ft and 79ft by 72ft.
'Chinese satellites have found smoke and floating objects ... At present we cannot confirm this is related to the missing aircraft,' said Li Jiaxiang, China's civil aviation chief on Thursday.
The site is also near where South China Sea oil rig worker Michael Jerome McKay today described seeing what he believes to be the plane burning - in one piece for 10-15 seconds - flying at a high altitude slightly off from the standard route of planes that cross the sea shortly after the plane vanished.

'There was no lateral movement, so it was either coming toward our location, stationary, or going away from our location,' he wrote in a letter to his employers about the sighting on Saturday and seen by ABC News.

Deputy general director of Vietnam's air traffic management, Doan Huu Gia, confirmed he had been sent an email from McKay, the BBC reported.
'We received an email from a New Zealander who works on one of the oil rigs off Vung Tau.
'He said he spotted a burning [object] at that location, some 300 km southeast of Vung Tau.'
Vietnam has already searched the area where Chinese satellites showed objects that could be debris from a missing Malaysia Airlines jet but a plane has been sent to check the area again, Vietnamese military officials said.

'We are aware and we sent planes to cover that area over the past three days,' Deputy Transport Minister Pham Quy Tieu told Reuters. 'Today a (military) plane will search the area again,' he said.
And on Thursday morning Vietnamese authorities said two military jets searching for clues top the missing Malaysia Airlines jet found no wreckage at the location a Reuters journalist on board said.

Aircraft repeatedly circled the area over the South China Sea but were unable to detect any objects, said the journalist, who flew aboard a Antonov 26 cargo plane for three hours.

China's State Administration for Science, Technology and Industry for National Defense announced the discovery of the images in the area where rescuers first started looking on Saturday - along with other images of what appear to show an oil slick tracing the surrounding area.

The images were captured on March 9 - the day after the plane went missing, but were somehow not released until Wednesday. There were 153 Chinese nationals on board the flight.

China's State Administration for Science, Technology and Industry for National Defence gave no reason for the delay in releasing the images - or why it has not passed the pictures to Malaysian authorities.

Culled from UK Daily Mail